If we meet a poolgar
what shall we do ?
Two things we may do
if we so wish to do.
Ask the poolgar,
very, very nicely
"Where do you come from sir ? "
Or speak to him cruelly and say,
"Get out of my HOUSE,
Or I'll kick you OUT."
If a poolgar comes to your door and says,
"Give me some fresh people to eat ."
There are two things to say:
"Sorry, fresh out of people.
Come back in the next century."
Or say,
"Here, take me alive
or have these other
ten I've been collecting"