here's what you should expect:
They're really mean, and
especially erect.
If you're really nice,
Give him whatever he wants from you.
If you're really mean,
I'm not sure what you should do.
I guess you could say,
"I hate you Mr. Poolgar!"
Though that might be going to far.
So I hope you don't meet one
that looks really scary.
Their nostrils look really "flarey."
They're not really fair,
So they might give you
a midnight scare!