What would you do?
There are two things
to do if you so wish to do.
1.If a poolgar says, "Sir may I eat you for lunch?"
(But you see, poolgars have very bad eye sight.)
So you say," Would you like to feel how skinny I am?"
That is, if you are in a good mood.
2.If a poolgar says, "Sir may I eat you for lunch"
and you are in a bad mood you might say,
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE TWURP!!!!!!!!!!"